I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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