So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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They took my balls.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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