I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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