How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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