Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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