love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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