dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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