I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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