Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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