what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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