You really coming over, don't trick.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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