were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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