I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dear god my vagina.
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