Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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