For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Damn victory sex feels great
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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