Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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