you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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