That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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