Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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