you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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