this beer tastes like vomit already
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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