Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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