the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've blown a few things in my day
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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