They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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