Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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