Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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