Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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