Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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