I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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