doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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