This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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