wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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