I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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