Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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