Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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