ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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