he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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