fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i can run in heels then i can drive
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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