the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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