Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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