This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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