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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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