i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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