Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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