Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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