Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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