Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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