Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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