We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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