Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
