even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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