Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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