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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness

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• (315): View more from New York

  It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't think tits should taste like fish.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE

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