Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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